Torty Talks

The bird/book Guide MK2 is deliberately confusing Random, what on wherever is reverse temporal engineering? Arthur meets up with Ford - the previous Bird 'owner' and speaks of similar confusing, but life saving oddities. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message

Ford has sent a new version of the Guide to Arthur, but they don't know that yet. Random - runs off with it and meets a 'bird'. You do realise that ALL episodes are available on this podcast don't you? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message

In which Arthur is asking all the wrong questions in many of the wrong universes to almost all the wrong species. Ford is trying to work out what has happened to the Guide - and then escape from it. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message

In which Arthur decides he real is in the wrong Earth, and Ford is horrified to discover the HHGttG owners have - changed things. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message

In which Ford Prefect Finds a new edition of the Book, and tries to keep it. Meanwhile, Arthur is looking for Fenchurch in all the wrong universes. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message

Trisha McMillan - if that is her name - does not have her bag with her, but does get to fly in a spaceship --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message

In which Arthur and Fenchurch are confused by Wonko's sanity but given clues for finding that which Fenchurch lost. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message

The Fuolornis Fire Dragons not being available due to extinction, a 747 takes the place of a big thing in the sky while our couple - couple. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message

They do a lot more than fly - no dragons were involved, but a 747 got very close. Ford meets a new life form and is utterly unhelpful. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message

Arthur, having found Fenny by extraordinary good fortune, does a lot of talking. Ford does some hacking. Fenny found the Guide and things really take off. New readers, start ages ago or you won't have a clue what's going on. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message

Well, this gets a bit racy towards the end - and even more so in the next episode. First though Arthur has to avoid a raffle - which he fails to do and not lose the ticket - which he does. At least, he starts out with Fenny. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message

HHGttG - Douglas Adams So long and Thanks for all the fish, Arthur is solidly happy at home - on Earth, despite the junk mail and the fact he has lost his Guide. He meets a rain god in person this time. He is an idiot in his re-created Local, he almost runs over the most important person in his life and finally, Chattus Interuptus foils Arthur's first attempt at really wooing Fenny. This shall be or has been the programme as broadcast on Ambronradio.com in August 2023 on Thursdays. (depends on when you find this podcats...) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message

HHGttG - Douglas Adams So long and Thanks for all the fish, Arthur meets a rain god, Fenny and a fish bowl, oh yes, and finds the Earth has his local pub in it again - and his house. Did he dream it all?. This shall be or has been the programme as broadcast on Ambronradio.com in August 2023 on Tuesdays. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message

HHGttG - Douglas Adams So long and Thanks for all the fish, Arthur returns to Earth somehow and gets very wet - often. Ford gets very drunk and can't pay for it until- he gets published. Arthur gets stunned by an unconscious woman. This shall be or has been the programme as broadcast on Ambronradio.com in July 2023 on Mondays. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message

HHGttG - Douglas Adams brilliant Life the Universe and Everything- after a bit of the last book. Slartibartfast shows them more of the history of Krikit, our friends get involved because it's not a recording this time but the real thing. Trillian takes charge and saves the universe - sort of. Marvin is still depressed and it's spreading. Oddly he doesn't meet Hactar. This shall be or has been the programme as broadcast on Ambronradio.com in July 2023 on Thursdays. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message

HHGttG - Douglas Adams brilliant Life the Universe and Everything - the horrid flying party, why Kriket got to be so anti-social, we meet Hactar, also brilliant and also unhappy This shall be or has been the programme as broadcast on Ambronradio.com in July 2023 on Tuesdays. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message

HHGttG - Life the Universe and Everything - after the last test match ever at Lords. Staring a sofa and a party in the sky that you really don't want to be at. This shall be or has been the programme as broadcast on Ambronradio.com in July 2023 on Mondays. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message

The continuing reading of Hitchhicker's guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams - read by me, Simon Anthony, Agrajag Is imoderately upset by having been killed an almost innumerable number of times by Arthur Dent - and he makes the point clearly and at some length. More of the game of Krikkit and it's many offshoot games. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/simon-r-anthony/message

The continuing reading of Hitchhicker's guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams - read by me, Simon Anthony, In which, Zaphod is oddly not killed by robots, a bit of the 'Heart of Gold', the gold part, is stolen. Why the Kikketers hate the rest of us and the legal judgments arising. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/simon-r-anthony/message

The continuing reading of Hitchhicker's guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams - read by me, Simon Anthony, Here a sales pitch is made for a model of the "Wikkit Gate" and an explanation of the original and why it is remembered. Zaphod returns to the story, as does Trillian and the 'Heart of Gold'. A lot of drinking is done, by Zaphod. Then - the ship is invaded... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/simon-r-anthony/message